hitrecordjose: What do you mean “servings per container”? If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving. That I will eat. Right now. By myself.
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
Ugh if I have the flu I’m going to be SO MAD. Wow my immune system sucks. I’m busy, ain’t nobody got time for this.
How I feel about my ex
whatshouldwecallme: Right after our break up: Now:
We live in a society where romantic love is idealized: if we search long enough,...– Laura Davis Complement with Elizabeth Gilbert on what a soulmate is and isn’t. (via skeletales)
WHEN I IGNORE MY EX'S TEXTS
That time living by yourself was awful.
oddtitties: noteverysmileisrealxo: feistily: I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up. i think about this almost everyday. I think about this every single day
I’m just in a place where I have no desire to be in a relationship, but I just want a boy I can call to come over whenever I want.
diabadass: wealthyhugepenis: i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility I have been waiting for this post my whole life. deciding where to put a sticker literally causes me huge anxiety.
When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. When nobody else...– Joel Osteen (via creatingaquietmind)
Well, 3D was tonight.
so this is a thing now.
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
fistfulloffourleafclovers: you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
Reflections from this weekend:
When a hot Australian guy tells you your body is amazing, your mental reaction should be like “hell yeah it is!” and not “omg seriously?! you think this is amazing?” I somehow managed to squeak out a “really? thanks” Still not great.
You’re my person. But I don’t know how to tell you.
Tinder is like the best/worst app. It’s hilarious and terrifying all at once.
I seriously have no motivation to do anything.
Which absolutely has got to stop. Like now.
I’m really bad at being by myself.
I’ve been homesick for countries I’ve never been, and longed to be where I...– John Cheever (via perfect)
Never pretty enough, never funny enough, never smart enough. Always overshadowed.
Oh I am SO OVER the younger girls in this house. So glad I’m going alum in like 2 weeks.
People who think the dad behind...
Seriously, go hang out with a bunch of 2 year olds for a few hours then tell me what you think.
reginasmom: “I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me