May 2013
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hitrecordjose:
What do you mean “servings per container”?
If it’s all in one container, it’s one serving.
That I will eat.
Right now.
By myself.
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amoying:
are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
Ugh if I have the flu I’m going to be SO MAD. Wow my immune system sucks.
I’m busy, ain’t nobody got time for this.
How I feel about my ex
whatshouldwecallme:
Right after our break up:
Now:
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We live in a society where romantic love is idealized: if we search long enough,...
– Laura Davis Complement with Elizabeth Gilbert on what a soulmate is and isn’t. (via skeletales)
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WHEN I IGNORE MY EX'S TEXTS
howdoiputthisgently:
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That time living by yourself was awful.
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oddtitties:
noteverysmileisrealxo:
feistily:
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
i think about this almost everyday.
I think about this every single day
I’m just in a place where I have no desire to be in a relationship, but I just want a boy I can call to come over whenever I want.
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diabadass:
wealthyhugepenis:
i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
deciding where to put a sticker literally causes me huge anxiety.
When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. When nobody else...
– Joel Osteen (via creatingaquietmind)
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Well, 3D was tonight.
so this is a thing now.
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Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
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fistfulloffourleafclovers:
you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
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Reflections from this weekend:
When a hot Australian guy tells you your body is amazing, your mental reaction should be like “hell yeah it is!” and not “omg seriously?! you think this is amazing?”
I somehow managed to squeak out a “really? thanks”
Still not great.
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April 2013
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You’re my person. But I don’t know how to tell you.
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Tinder is like the best/worst app. It’s hilarious and terrifying all at once.
I seriously have no motivation to do anything.
Which absolutely has got to stop. Like now.
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I’m really bad at being by myself.
I’ve been homesick for countries I’ve never been, and longed to be where I...
– John Cheever (via perfect)
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Never pretty enough, never funny enough, never smart enough. Always overshadowed.
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Oh I am SO OVER the younger girls in this house. So glad I’m going alum in like 2 weeks.
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People who think the dad behind...
Seriously, go hang out with a bunch of 2 year olds for a few hours then tell me what you think.
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reginasmom:
“I Can’t Remember Where I Put My Phone Two Seconds Ago But I Vividly Remember Every Embarrassing Thing I’ve Said Or Done Since 2008” a book written by me