I get sick a week before Thanksgiving break.

I go home and get better.

Come back to school and 2 days in I’m like death warmed over. My friend just looked at me and goes “I love you, but you look like crap.”

Thanks for nothing immune system.

forgetting people under the age of 18 exist in the town your university/college is in.

And being instantly annoyed when they “study” next to you at the coffee shop downtown.

Did your mother say it was ok for you to be here?

When people don’t text you back.